Ian On The Red Dot

This was overheard at a dinner last night.

Guy: My gf does not allow me to talk to her when I play DOTA.

Everyone: Why?

Guy: She said I don’t concentrate.

Everyone: Is she right?

Guy: Of course not. I’m definitely concentrating on my game.

You know you play too much DOTA when:

1. Before you sleep, you don’t count sheep. You count creep kills.

2. When your girlfriend says to you ” You are my bf “, you wonder why she is calling you a battlefury.

3. When all your java code which is supposed to reference a variable named ‘gs’ (i.e. government securities ) accidentally got refactored to reference ‘gg’.

4. Whenever you wait for your gf, you wonder if 30 minutes is quick enough for a game at the LAN shop.

5. When you buy a new high resolution super big monitor, the first thing your friends ask you is whether you zoomed in to check CM, Drow and Lina out.

Hmmm…anymore to add guys and girls who play DOTA?

This just brought a smile to my face.