I Can’t Believe I Didn’t See This Hot Babes Service Coming
After years of playing golf with my dad with a female caddy following us on the course during puberty and the period of my life where girls first entered my radar in a significant manner, I can’t believe I never saw this and this coming.
Not only are they BEAUTIFUL, but they know the difference between a putter and wedge, take care of your ball, clean your clubs, drive your cart, fix divots, tend the pin, and most importantly keep you smiling! You’ll be the envy of your fellow golfers with a day on the greens with the PLATINUM TEES.
Some phrases which are just going to have different meanings from now on:
1. Did she clean your clubs?
2. How many strokes did she give you.
Why Golf Is Better Than Sex:
10. There’s no foreplay before playing the hole.
9. You can piss in the hole after you’ve taken your balls out and your friends think it’s funny.
8. You can play 18 holes and not feel like you’re cheating on your wife.
7. You don’t have to buy dinner and flowers before you play each hole.
6. Your don’t get embarrassed about the size of your putter.
5. If you let your friend use your 9 iron they won’t become attached and try to control your life.
4. You can whack the shit out of your balls at each hole and it doesn’t hurt a bit.
3. You can putt from the rough and not be accused of homosexuality by your friends.
2. You can drink beer while counting your strokes during play at each hole.
1. If you get a hole in one your not obligated to sleep the night.
