Ian On The Red Dot

Seriously, is it any shock that Tiger Woods fucked a bunch of other women other than his wife?

He is one of the richest, if not the richest athlete, ever. Give any man fame, power and money, let’s see if his head won’t turn*.

All this moral pontificating in the media. Fucking full of shit.

If Tiger Woods had suffered a career-ending injury and for some reason lost all his wealth, do you think this lady would have stayed around? She would have made for the exit faster than a certain former US President can unzip his pants in front of hot interns.

*Sidenote:

Yeah, I’m sure someone will say that there is this X guy who is famous, powerful and has lots of money who doesn’t/didn’t cheat on his partner. One of these below statements will be true:

1. He has been brought up with a weak conscience. One that gets guilty easily.

Internal monologue for most of these men:

“Oh, no, if I cheat on my wife, I’LL be SUCH A BAD PERSON.“

Notice the operative noun. It is self-centeredness, just expressed internally, instead of externally in the form of banging another girl.

But, wait, you say, some of these internal monologues have this line:

“If I cheat on my wife, if she finds out, she will be hurt.

“If she finds out…” The guy should only get any form of credit if the sentence was just “If I cheat on my wife, she will be hurt.”

Usually the above sentence is followed by,

“I can’t afford to lose her. She means so much to me.”

or

“If I cheat on her, I’ll be letting myself down, because I’ve failed the standards and morals I hold dear.

Again, it is about the self.

Always, about the self. It is just that people have different conditions on what hurts the self more. Depriving the little brother one night snuggled in a different hole, or …

2. His wife is the best thing his fame, power and money can buy, maybe even better than what he should be able to get. It is a ‘character’ play and the woman accepts him because of his ‘faithfulness’ and ‘love’.

Why do you think David Beckham only started cheating later in his career and marriage? Well, that’s because that was when he superseded Victoria of Spice Girls fame.

3. He hasn’t been caught.

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You know what’s even more fucking amazing. Everyone is talking about how this ’scandal’ will affect his golf game, how it will affect his sponsorships. How it will affect the REALLY IMPORTANT things.

Yup, we sure have our priorities straight.