Recently my colleagues and I were eating at Lau Pa Sat when we saw a rather cute ang moh girl walking around holding a plate of rice and eating while trying to find a seat. We wanted to offer her a seat at our table but couldn’t because that seat was for a colleague who was still queuing for his food.
So …
My colleagues and I decided that we should have a new rule among ourselves.
The rule:
Those at the table are allowed to offer the remaining seats to any girl who is looking for a seat provided these conditions are met:
1. She is by herself.
2. She has already bought her food.
3. If she is old, where old means you feel comfortable calling her grandma, it is automatic.
Proving that we aren’t nice guys but just superficial idiots, we also decided among ourselves that there should be a minimum standard to be met before the seat can be offered.
As of today, the rule has not been applied.
WhiteDuskRed | 04-Sep-08 at 11:00 am | Permalink
Great idea! This should be a non-written rule all over the world!
Priss | 05-Sep-08 at 12:39 am | Permalink
So now chauvinism can only apply to the (B) old and the Beautiful?
Nvm if you haven’t heard of The Bold & Th Beautiful, it’s similar to Days of Our Lives.
In any case, shouldn’t it be bros over hoes? lol
iantimothy | 05-Sep-08 at 1:11 am | Permalink
LOL…that’s exactly what my colleague said…
Girthwider | 05-Sep-08 at 7:07 am | Permalink
It should apply to old women, pregnant women and women with infants as well. Guys do show the world that chivalry is not dead. And not randomly applied only to pretty faces! C’mon wouldn’t you like to see this happen to our female relatives?