Ian On The Red Dot

Had two gatherings yesterday evening. One was with the Plurksters and the other with some friends.

The conversations at both gatherings were really interesting. Some highlights:

Girl: You should never call your bf by his name.
Us: Why?
Girl: You get so used to saying a certain name, that after you break up, you tend to call the new bf by the old bf’s name.
Us: Ouch.
Guy: That’s why I call all my girlfriends dear. Never can make mistake with the name.

Someone: I am God’s gift to women.
In my mind: I am God’s gift to lesbians. After I date a girl, she will never want to date another man and will confirm switch to the other team.