Ian On The Red Dot

Dedicated to a friend. wink. Below are some quotes about the awesome thing we call beer or as I would call it – the thing that makes everyone beautiful.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Stephen Wright

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Dave Barry

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Dave Barry

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.”
Jack Handy

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”
Henny Youngman

“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!”
Brian O’Rourke

To some it’s a six-pack, to me it’s a Support Group. Salvation in a can!

And my personal anecdote about beer:

Me: Bro, I cannot drink anymore.

Second Bro: 4th Brother (me), look at this girl (one of our friends). Is she hot to you?

Me: Normal loh.

Second Bro: You haven’t drank enough. When she is hot, you can stop.