You know you play too much DOTA when:
1. Before you sleep, you don’t count sheep. You count creep kills.
2. When your girlfriend says to you ” You are my bf “, you wonder why she is calling you a battlefury.
3. When all your java code which is supposed to reference a variable named ‘gs’ (i.e. government securities ) accidentally got refactored to reference ‘gg’.
4. Whenever you wait for your gf, you wonder if 30 minutes is quick enough for a game at the LAN shop.
5. When you buy a new high resolution super big monitor, the first thing your friends ask you is whether you zoomed in to check CM, Drow and Lina out.
Hmmm…anymore to add guys and girls who play DOTA?
Nic | 07-Jun-08 at 9:54 pm | Permalink
LOL DOTA FTW!! You know you had too much DOTA when :
6. When you eat scallops at the restaurant and you think of ’sacred relic’ and how some of your friends call it ’scallop relic’
7. You watch Mother Theresa on National Geographic and you think of the ‘heart of tarrasque’ coz that’s what some of your DOTA mates call it ‘heart of theresa’
8. you think cheese is all you ever need to survive
hahaha we should play together sometime! Though these days I only play when kana ‘jio’
iantimothy | 07-Jun-08 at 9:57 pm | Permalink
Definitely!!!! Although I think my clan is quite noob….so you got to suffer…
Yuuka | 09-Jun-08 at 2:31 am | Permalink
Eh, I swear all you can see are Drow`s more than ample endowments. How does she pull off running around and practicing murderous archery, honestly! She makes Jessica Simpson look like an airport runway (and that woman said her boobs made it hard to swing a golf club)! * XD *
iantimothy | 09-Jun-08 at 9:33 am | Permalink
FurryIceCream | 23-Aug-08 at 5:11 am | Permalink
9. “Farming” only reminds you of last hitting and pushing instead of digging and watering.
10. You’re straining your mind in hopes of performing Backtrack after downloading a virus.
11. Chemistry lab equipment remind you of mana regeneration.
12. You come back from the store to your dorm, shouting, “Fresh cool ale!!”
13. You added “Divine Rapier” to the list in your will.
14. The farmer living closest to you is scratching their head, wondering why fanny packs are attached to the poultry.
15. You stick twigs in your pocket and hope you survive better.
16. You’re lost and you signal for help with an exclamation mark.
17. You’re setting up cameras along the stream.
iantimothy | 23-Aug-08 at 9:17 am | Permalink
@FurryIceCream lol… thanks!
especially liked 15.