Overheard: At A First Aid Course

It is 2.16am according to my computer’s clock. I’m alone in the office waiting for some production stuff to happen before I can get to work. Anyway, here is something I heard at a first aid course.

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Instructor: What do you do when a guy comes with a broken arm?

Student: Make sure he doesn’t move his arm so that matters don’t become worse.

Instructor: Nope. You tell him man don’t cry and man don’t feel pain. Tell him to stop being a wimp and throw him a plaster. Remember, whatever a guy comes with, throw him a plaster.

Student: — silence –

Instructor: Now, what do you do when a girl comes.

Student: What is she suffering from?

Instructor: Doesn’t matter. Resuscitation is the first thing you do.