Two guys just finished playing soccer at NUS. Guy A is more concerned about personal hygiene so decides to go and have a bath.
Guy A: Are you going to bathe?
Guy B: No.
Guy A(thinking to himself): Stinko. At least he has his own car and won’t need to take a ride from me.
Guy A: Ok. Then can you watch my bag? I don’t want to bring it into the toilet in case it gets wet.
Guy B: Ok.
TEN MINUTES LATER
(Guy A just finished NS so his bathing style is NS trained - fast. Put soap on hair. Let water wash the soap down to rest of body. wipe wipe abit. Pour more water. Done.)
Guy A comes out of the toilet and sees his bag is gone.
Guy A: Wtf! Where is my bag.
Guy B: Oh, the cleaner took it away.
Guy A: Why didn’t you stop him? I asked you to watch my bag leh.
Guy B: You told me to watch your bag. I did what. I watched your bag get taken away by the cleaner.
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The world is watching. I’m sure they are so so scared.
Sentosa Girl | 06-Oct-07 at 10:30 am | Permalink
Guy A should had said, “take good care of my bag. when i get back, make sure it is still in your hands.”